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Why Are Computers Like Men

      Have you ever noticed that men seem to need to assign a sex to inanimate objects? Now that computers are becoming common household items, whether to assign computers the male or the female sex haas become one of the more contentious issues of the day.

      Computers should be refered to as "he" because

  1. They don't do anything until you turn them on.

  2. If you don't buy the newest gizmo on the market for them, they go out on you.

  3. You can tell them the same thing, over, and over, and over, again. And they never learn.

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last updated May, 2002